Erotic Massage Humour — A British Married Hand Job

5 Aug 2020
by Administrator
0 comments

Here is some British 'happy end' humour for all South African's, who enjoy an erotic massage.

Moral Of The Story

If your wife complains about lactic acid in her arms, contact one of the masseuses in our Erotic Massage Directory!

Comments ( 0 )

Leave a comment

The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly.
About text formats

Restricted HTML

  • Allowed HTML tags: <a href hreflang> <em> <strong> <cite> <blockquote cite> <code> <ul type> <ol start type> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd> <h2 id> <h3 id> <h4 id> <h5 id> <h6 id>
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.
  • Web page addresses and email addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Blazy:
    • With HTML: [blazy]..[item]IMG[/item]..[/blazy]
    • With self-closing using data entity, data=ENTITY_TYPE:ID:FIELD_NAME:FIELD_IMAGE:
      [blazy data="node:44:field_media" /]. FIELD_IMAGE is optional for video poster, or hires, normally field_media_image.
    • Grid format: STYLE:SMALL-MEDIUM-LARGE, where STYLE is one of column grid flex nativegrid.
      [blazy grid="column:2-3-4" data="node:44:field_media" /]
      [blazy grid="nativegrid:2-3-4"]...[/blazy]
      [blazy grid="nativegrid:2-3-4x4 4x3 2x2 2x4 2x2 2x3 2x3 4x2 4x2"]...[/blazy]
      Only nativegrid can have number or dimension string (4x4...). The rest number only.
    • The attributes grid, data, settings can be combined into one [blazy].
    • To disable, add data-unblazy, e.g.: <img data-unblazy or <iframe data-unblazy. Add width and height for SVG, and non-uploaded images without image styles.